Post by Aaron Graf on Aug 25, 2004 15:08:13 GMT -5
Johnny Be Gone!
[To the tune of Johnny B. Goode by Lewis Jerry Lee]
He ain’t from Louisiana he from Missouri,
Back up in the woods with theocrats and hillbillies,
As a governor he was hated but he knew where he stood,
Anyone could beat him, we saw a dead man would.
With a crazy stare he says “John Ashcroft’s the name!”<br>“And my goal is to make us all Christian and the same.”<br>He would talk about liberals in the pits of hell,
And screamed “Abortion is murder,” while ringin’ the church bell
[Chorus]
Go Johnny Go! Go!
Go Johnny Go! Go!
Go Johnny Go! Go!
Go Johnny Go! Go! Go!
Johnny B. Gone!
After he left the Governors mansion it seemed he wouldn’t come back,
Where could he have gone? Maybe he decided to hit the tracks.
In 2001 he became Attorney General for Bush and Cheney,
Turning 8 sunny years for the ACLU dark and rainy.
And the preachers would always see him in the lobby-room,
Agreein’ that teachers need the Bible in the classrooms.
Every time Johnny was told about Al Qaeda wanting to make an assault,
He would say he don’t wanna hear it, but after 9/11 he said it was Clinton’s fault.
Even though he let it happen he would exploit it to death,
“I want womens medical records.” Was muttered in his every breath.
[Chorus]
Go Johnny Go! Go!
Go Johnny Go! Go!
Go Johnny Go! Go!
Go Johnny Go! Go! Go!
Johnny B. Gone!
From the time he was a boy to the he was a man,
He carried along a nice witch hunt plan.
He don’t want a fair trial he wants a military tribunal,
And he starts to flip out from pictures of a soldiers funeral,
He becomes the Christian Coalition’s little whore,
And decides one morning on TV to sing “Let the Eagle Soar!”<br>He knows Kerry’s might win so he’s shaking in fright,
On inauguration the announcer will say Ashcroft is leavin’ tonight!
~ Aaron Graf
[To the tune of Johnny B. Goode by Lewis Jerry Lee]
He ain’t from Louisiana he from Missouri,
Back up in the woods with theocrats and hillbillies,
As a governor he was hated but he knew where he stood,
Anyone could beat him, we saw a dead man would.
With a crazy stare he says “John Ashcroft’s the name!”<br>“And my goal is to make us all Christian and the same.”<br>He would talk about liberals in the pits of hell,
And screamed “Abortion is murder,” while ringin’ the church bell
[Chorus]
Go Johnny Go! Go!
Go Johnny Go! Go!
Go Johnny Go! Go!
Go Johnny Go! Go! Go!
Johnny B. Gone!
After he left the Governors mansion it seemed he wouldn’t come back,
Where could he have gone? Maybe he decided to hit the tracks.
In 2001 he became Attorney General for Bush and Cheney,
Turning 8 sunny years for the ACLU dark and rainy.
And the preachers would always see him in the lobby-room,
Agreein’ that teachers need the Bible in the classrooms.
Every time Johnny was told about Al Qaeda wanting to make an assault,
He would say he don’t wanna hear it, but after 9/11 he said it was Clinton’s fault.
Even though he let it happen he would exploit it to death,
“I want womens medical records.” Was muttered in his every breath.
[Chorus]
Go Johnny Go! Go!
Go Johnny Go! Go!
Go Johnny Go! Go!
Go Johnny Go! Go! Go!
Johnny B. Gone!
From the time he was a boy to the he was a man,
He carried along a nice witch hunt plan.
He don’t want a fair trial he wants a military tribunal,
And he starts to flip out from pictures of a soldiers funeral,
He becomes the Christian Coalition’s little whore,
And decides one morning on TV to sing “Let the Eagle Soar!”<br>He knows Kerry’s might win so he’s shaking in fright,
On inauguration the announcer will say Ashcroft is leavin’ tonight!
~ Aaron Graf