Post by Aaron Graf on Aug 21, 2004 14:00:08 GMT -5
An Ode To Rush Limbaugh
He’s very hard on liberals, he also hard on crime.
He sounds as if he is drunk and constipated at the very same time.
He talks to hear himself talk,
He talks just for thrills,
And when he’s done with his hate speeches,
He goes and pops some pills.
He says harassment won’t be reported,
He says he’ll give you grades.
He wants immigrants deported,
And he mocks people who have AIDs
He lies about Bill Clinton,
He lies about the war.
And when he is caught lying,
He tries to lie some more.
He says liberals are cowards,
This he can’t resist,
But he dodged the draft just like Howard,
And his excuse was anal cysts.
He is so very stupid,
He is so very fat,
His show is so very hateful,
It’s where ignorance is at
I wish I had a buck knife,
Ceaselessly I’ll stab,
You never had much of a life,
For what you said about McNabb.
~ Aaron Graf
He’s very hard on liberals, he also hard on crime.
He sounds as if he is drunk and constipated at the very same time.
He talks to hear himself talk,
He talks just for thrills,
And when he’s done with his hate speeches,
He goes and pops some pills.
He says harassment won’t be reported,
He says he’ll give you grades.
He wants immigrants deported,
And he mocks people who have AIDs
He lies about Bill Clinton,
He lies about the war.
And when he is caught lying,
He tries to lie some more.
He says liberals are cowards,
This he can’t resist,
But he dodged the draft just like Howard,
And his excuse was anal cysts.
He is so very stupid,
He is so very fat,
His show is so very hateful,
It’s where ignorance is at
I wish I had a buck knife,
Ceaselessly I’ll stab,
You never had much of a life,
For what you said about McNabb.
~ Aaron Graf
