Post by val on Dec 20, 2004 21:48:34 GMT -5
LETTER TO GRAMS
Dear Grams,
I've met the greatest guy! He's really quite a peach! Only twenty years my senior
and still has most of his teeth.
He's been divorced and has three kids; but the "X" has custody. Why he'll be done
with alimony in 2023!
And Grams, he has a double-wide. It is really swell! I've been cleaning for six months
and got rid of all the smell.
We've made so much from empties that we bought new plant grow lights. We're ready
for the harvest; but, we have to do it at night!
His morals are the highest. So, Grams, I moved right in. As soon as he dumps wife number
two; I will marry him!
And Grams, he is a southern boy and truly my best friend. Do you think he's kidding when he
says, "The South Will Rise Again!" ?
Grams, I know you've studied french. So, what's "menage a trois?" He says that we will do this
soon with his sister or his ma.
Grams, you know I love you! I wish that you were here! But, when "Killer" is off his tether;
we'll visit you next year!
xxoo
Val
Dear Grams,
I've met the greatest guy! He's really quite a peach! Only twenty years my senior
and still has most of his teeth.
He's been divorced and has three kids; but the "X" has custody. Why he'll be done
with alimony in 2023!
And Grams, he has a double-wide. It is really swell! I've been cleaning for six months
and got rid of all the smell.
We've made so much from empties that we bought new plant grow lights. We're ready
for the harvest; but, we have to do it at night!
His morals are the highest. So, Grams, I moved right in. As soon as he dumps wife number
two; I will marry him!
And Grams, he is a southern boy and truly my best friend. Do you think he's kidding when he
says, "The South Will Rise Again!" ?
Grams, I know you've studied french. So, what's "menage a trois?" He says that we will do this
soon with his sister or his ma.
Grams, you know I love you! I wish that you were here! But, when "Killer" is off his tether;
we'll visit you next year!
xxoo
Val
