Post by val on Jan 5, 2005 21:57:29 GMT -5
DAD'S WAR ADVENTURE
Two soldier boys, bold and brave
were feeling their oats one day-
They went down to the local brothel
to see what there was to lay-
The lines were long, tempers short
When madam quoted her prices to pay
for around the world, a handcar to town,
or an unusual sexual soiree-
The lads were apprehensive
Until the first client came out
He said, Hold on tight to her ears boys
and she's got a helluva snout!
The soldier boys had a change of heart
When they spied the tart at the door-
Buzzing 'round her rear was a pack of nasty flies
She also had four legs and a pair of beady eyes!
The soldiers turned and ran!
And almost flipped their wigs!
When the hooker they'd been waiting for,
turned out to be a pig!
Val
Two soldier boys, bold and brave
were feeling their oats one day-
They went down to the local brothel
to see what there was to lay-
The lines were long, tempers short
When madam quoted her prices to pay
for around the world, a handcar to town,
or an unusual sexual soiree-
The lads were apprehensive
Until the first client came out
He said, Hold on tight to her ears boys
and she's got a helluva snout!
The soldier boys had a change of heart
When they spied the tart at the door-
Buzzing 'round her rear was a pack of nasty flies
She also had four legs and a pair of beady eyes!
The soldiers turned and ran!
And almost flipped their wigs!
When the hooker they'd been waiting for,
turned out to be a pig!
Val
