Post by Aaron Graf on Sept 2, 2004 19:17:39 GMT -5
The Washington Hillbillies
(To the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme song)
This is the story of a man named Bush,
Who looks like a chimp and sits on his tush.
This is the story of a knot that can’t come un-twirled,
It’s the story of the idiot who grew up to rule the world.
When he was just a boy he was such a drunk
When he was at Yale he nearly fucking flunked.
It’s as much a surprise that he happened to pass,
Like how he survived crashing his car while drunk off his ass.
In the Air National Guard he tried to be cool,
By getting drunk and dancing nude atop barstools.
For so long a time Bush was a man who nobody liked,
Until he became a Jesus freak and did business with the sheiks.
Nobody ever knew what young George would be,
So he went ahead and said, “They misunderestimated me.”<br>In 1992 he took Ann Richards to a duel,
He used family values and cash from fossil fuels,
The power of his ignorance was like the power of a train,
And he wiped out Ann with negative ad campaigns.
Yeeehaw! Saudi Oil,
Black gold!
During time spent in office he did nothing while he was there,
Except sign a few papers givin’ folks the electric chair.
8 years later he decides to run for president,
In hopes that he’ll be the second Bush resident.
He prevents forest fire by cuttin’ down the trees,
He tries to end global warming by giving lower standards for SUVs
Time comes November it seems Al Gore had won,
But then Florida’s ballots try to favor Bush’s son.
They tried to bar blacks and they tried to bar Jews,
They went ahead and said Bush won on a report from Fox News.
The media was proven to be W.’s little whore,
While he got elected by a Supreme Court vote of 5 to 4.
He felt no guilt for stealing office whether we plead or begged,
So during his inauguration his limo was egged.
When Bush went to office he did nothing at all,
Except destroy the budget and pull out of Kyoto Protocol.
He tried giving us fear of hell and damnation,
Then he tried giving all his funds to abstinence-only education.
Then one morning four planes had to crash,
America needed lots of comfort to help heal this gash.
So in the next couple months he chased Osama’s little pact,
And Six weeks after the bombing he passed the Patriot Act.
Now these days the government can monitor this song you read,
But it can’t look up all the guns used for terrorist deeds.
He pulls our economy into a gigantic shithole,
While Mike Savage and Bill O’Reilly are spinnin’ out of control.
In 2002 he announced that he wants to Bomb Saddam,
The world protested what would be a desert Vietnam.
Saddam has weapons was what he would repeat,
So he could go get oil out from the sweltering heat.
One year later he announced on TV,
That he was gonna go to war for a yuppies SUV.
Now one year later 900 soldiers die,
For evidence of weapons that was found to be a lie.
Now the media reports how Iraq is looking great,
But there’s less people who get clean water than the people of Kuwait,
Now George Bush is cowering he is now in fright,
So he goes to Pat Robertson and friends in the religious right.
So one of them says god told him Bush would win,
And then he goes on to say how he’ll rid us of all our sin.
Come 2004 all he’s done is lie and distort,
Then he tries and takes away womens rights to abort.
Let’s make this election a bad day for Bush to remember,
Kerry got the nomination, let’s hope he wins in November.
So after lies for a war and our rights taken away,
A Crawford Texas ranch got us there today.
This is the story of the knot which can’t come untwirled,
It’s the story of the idiot who grew up to rule the world.
Bye bye ya’ll!
~Aaron Graf
(To the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme song)
This is the story of a man named Bush,
Who looks like a chimp and sits on his tush.
This is the story of a knot that can’t come un-twirled,
It’s the story of the idiot who grew up to rule the world.
When he was just a boy he was such a drunk
When he was at Yale he nearly fucking flunked.
It’s as much a surprise that he happened to pass,
Like how he survived crashing his car while drunk off his ass.
In the Air National Guard he tried to be cool,
By getting drunk and dancing nude atop barstools.
For so long a time Bush was a man who nobody liked,
Until he became a Jesus freak and did business with the sheiks.
Nobody ever knew what young George would be,
So he went ahead and said, “They misunderestimated me.”<br>In 1992 he took Ann Richards to a duel,
He used family values and cash from fossil fuels,
The power of his ignorance was like the power of a train,
And he wiped out Ann with negative ad campaigns.
Yeeehaw! Saudi Oil,
Black gold!
During time spent in office he did nothing while he was there,
Except sign a few papers givin’ folks the electric chair.
8 years later he decides to run for president,
In hopes that he’ll be the second Bush resident.
He prevents forest fire by cuttin’ down the trees,
He tries to end global warming by giving lower standards for SUVs
Time comes November it seems Al Gore had won,
But then Florida’s ballots try to favor Bush’s son.
They tried to bar blacks and they tried to bar Jews,
They went ahead and said Bush won on a report from Fox News.
The media was proven to be W.’s little whore,
While he got elected by a Supreme Court vote of 5 to 4.
He felt no guilt for stealing office whether we plead or begged,
So during his inauguration his limo was egged.
When Bush went to office he did nothing at all,
Except destroy the budget and pull out of Kyoto Protocol.
He tried giving us fear of hell and damnation,
Then he tried giving all his funds to abstinence-only education.
Then one morning four planes had to crash,
America needed lots of comfort to help heal this gash.
So in the next couple months he chased Osama’s little pact,
And Six weeks after the bombing he passed the Patriot Act.
Now these days the government can monitor this song you read,
But it can’t look up all the guns used for terrorist deeds.
He pulls our economy into a gigantic shithole,
While Mike Savage and Bill O’Reilly are spinnin’ out of control.
In 2002 he announced that he wants to Bomb Saddam,
The world protested what would be a desert Vietnam.
Saddam has weapons was what he would repeat,
So he could go get oil out from the sweltering heat.
One year later he announced on TV,
That he was gonna go to war for a yuppies SUV.
Now one year later 900 soldiers die,
For evidence of weapons that was found to be a lie.
Now the media reports how Iraq is looking great,
But there’s less people who get clean water than the people of Kuwait,
Now George Bush is cowering he is now in fright,
So he goes to Pat Robertson and friends in the religious right.
So one of them says god told him Bush would win,
And then he goes on to say how he’ll rid us of all our sin.
Come 2004 all he’s done is lie and distort,
Then he tries and takes away womens rights to abort.
Let’s make this election a bad day for Bush to remember,
Kerry got the nomination, let’s hope he wins in November.
So after lies for a war and our rights taken away,
A Crawford Texas ranch got us there today.
This is the story of the knot which can’t come untwirled,
It’s the story of the idiot who grew up to rule the world.
Bye bye ya’ll!
~Aaron Graf
