the night before christmas in washington

[val]

the night before christmas in washington

twas the night before christmas
in old washingtown-
the capitol and white house
infested with clowns-
cheney in his bunker-
bush ecstatic
for winning again
thanks to religious fanatics-
out on the lawn
bush demanded a manger
he searched for a wiseman
among numerous strangers-
bush pondered acquaintances
from the pool on the hill-
yet no wiseman appeared
none could pass the bill-
bush needed a virgin
he'd not be chagrined
Condee?
Lara?
The Anheiser Twins?
bush went into a state of mortification
every virgin had departed to an undisclosed
location-
so, bush thought of the animals-
ah, rumsfeld, how sweet, wrapped in the
hide of a white, wooly sheep-
while the rest of the cabinet
could grunt and moo-
who'd be the ass?
by george, it's you!

val

[Aaron Graf]

LMFAO!!!!!!! I LOVED that. Please post more of your poetry here I would be honored to read more of it

[val]

Aaron said:

LMFAO!!!!!!! I LOVED that. Please post more of your poetry here I would be honored to read more of it

well thanks aron- i got a kick out of the beverly hillbillies-
will have to see what i have on the disc and bring a few more over-
val