Patriot Act is Coming To Town

[Aaron Graf]

Patriot Act is Coming To Town




[The chorus will be Just like Alvin and the Chipmunks except Ashcroft’s face will be on the face of Theodore, Cheney’s face on Simon, Karl Rove as the person who directs them and yells at them, and George Bush’s face on Alvin]

Karl: Okay elephant chipmunks we’re going to sing our new holiday song. Ashcroft,

Ashcroft: Ready,

Karl: Cheney.

Cheney: Ready.

Karl: George…..

[George is silent, looking at chestnuts on an open fire]

Karl: George….

[George is still silent]

Karl: George!!!!!!

George: Okay!!!!!

[they start singing]

[George] You’d better watch out!
[Cheney] You’d better not cry!
[Ashcroft], You’d better not pout but I won’t tell you why,
[All Three] Patriot Act is coming…..to town.

[Cheney] It’s making a list, [Ashcroft] It’s checking it twice,
[George] It’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.
[All three in chorus with Karl Rove hitting them with a stick] Patriot Act is coming…to town.

[Cheney] It will watch you when you’re sleeping,
[Ashcroft] It knows when you’re awake!!!!
[Ashcroft and Bush] It knows if you’re bad or good…<br>[Bush] So be good for Halliburton’s sake.

[Bush] Oh you liberals better watch out!
[Cheney] You’d better not cry,
[Ashcroft] You’d better not pout and I won’t tell you why..
[All Three] But the Patriot Act is coming….
[Bush only] To town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[While Bush is singing at the top of his lungs Rush Limbaugh dressed up as Santa Claus flies on a sled above the houses that seems to be sinking lower]

Rush: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas and a Happy 1984!!!!!!





~Aaron Graf

[xserenityx]

This was funny =) Sad in a way, if you think about it, but very good. Keep it up =)