Post by strangeclouds on Oct 19, 2004 2:36:15 GMT -5
Isn't it funny how your face just flakes right off into your hands?
It's funny how we decorate our dead cells.
We paint our nails- we dye our hair. It's all dead, you know. It even keeps on growing after you're dead. We're all like a bunch of living batteries. We keep growing, and growing, and growing...
Our entire body replaces itself at least once a month. It's kinda funny to think we're batteries. We kind of are. We go to work- supporting ourselves- but we're really just supporting the government. One. big. giant. machine. And when we can't work anymore? Why, just get new batteries! I wonder why we have to do so much to support the government. I mean, what do they do all day? What the hell could they possibly be doing with all this money?!? I don't even understand why the hell they take out taxes from your check to give it back to you at the end of the year. If they have to fucking bother to take hundereds of dollars from every single person in the entire United States- then why not pay off their huge fucking debt with it?
It's like "Oh, we took all this money from you- here...we're giving it back- it's a present! Happy Birthday!!!" People get ALL excited. It's your fucking money! They shouldn't take it in the first place! But I mean, if they are- obviously you're not using it now, so why don't they just keep it? Or why don't they just get REAL fucking jobs like the rest of us instead of living on our money? Jesus, they're like on Welfare or something. Everybody is soo against Welfare, but not the government. Oh yeah, they have real jobs. Why, I bet they'd make excellent telemarketers. They can be part of West's Telemarketing's winning team!
"Without you- we'd be nothing- we cannot work as an individual." Shawn, the site director would say.
And then you feel all important. The truth is...yes, no machine works without batteries.
...but no one gives a fuck about batteries.
It's funny how we decorate our dead cells.
We paint our nails- we dye our hair. It's all dead, you know. It even keeps on growing after you're dead. We're all like a bunch of living batteries. We keep growing, and growing, and growing...
Our entire body replaces itself at least once a month. It's kinda funny to think we're batteries. We kind of are. We go to work- supporting ourselves- but we're really just supporting the government. One. big. giant. machine. And when we can't work anymore? Why, just get new batteries! I wonder why we have to do so much to support the government. I mean, what do they do all day? What the hell could they possibly be doing with all this money?!? I don't even understand why the hell they take out taxes from your check to give it back to you at the end of the year. If they have to fucking bother to take hundereds of dollars from every single person in the entire United States- then why not pay off their huge fucking debt with it?
It's like "Oh, we took all this money from you- here...we're giving it back- it's a present! Happy Birthday!!!" People get ALL excited. It's your fucking money! They shouldn't take it in the first place! But I mean, if they are- obviously you're not using it now, so why don't they just keep it? Or why don't they just get REAL fucking jobs like the rest of us instead of living on our money? Jesus, they're like on Welfare or something. Everybody is soo against Welfare, but not the government. Oh yeah, they have real jobs. Why, I bet they'd make excellent telemarketers. They can be part of West's Telemarketing's winning team!
"Without you- we'd be nothing- we cannot work as an individual." Shawn, the site director would say.
And then you feel all important. The truth is...yes, no machine works without batteries.
...but no one gives a fuck about batteries.
