Chicken Shit for the Soul:

[strangeclouds]

I'm so tired of these fucking books! They're not heart-warming- they're fucking stupid. The only people who get all teary-eyed are fucking stupid retards. Whoever made those tens-of-millions of books is a millionare though, I give them that. But all you have to do is collect those Jesus e-mails and put them into a book to get the same effect. (You just have to send the book to 10 or more people, or else you will go to Hell.)
"Do you know how many times this book was rejected before they made it big? One hundred and thirty-six times," She said. "There's Chicken Soup for the Soul, Chicken Soup for Cat Lovers, Chicken Soup for Dog Lovers, Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul, and you know, there's hundreds of them!"
I think they all should of been rejected.

[oleanderdragon]

You know I believe my cousin owns every single one of those books they are sooooo annoying. Good job on this darlin

**~Jessica Erin~**

[EternalDarkness]

LOL awesome i hate those fuckin books omfg they r sooooooo annoying

[strangeclouds]

lol im so glad someone else shares my opinion.

[toolshed0673]

lmao...funny stuff. i actually have the one for teenagers but i haven't opened it yet and i've had it for 5 years.

[strangeclouds]

lol thats funny