Post by Aaron Graf on Jan 20, 2005 3:53:20 GMT -5
1985: The Condoleeza Rice Version
[To the tune of 1985]
Condi’s stuck with the Berlin Wall,
Her policy set before the Soviet Union’s fall.
One threat she’d make a day,
As she said she’d make Saddam Hussein pay.
But her style went out the door,
At the ending of the Cold War.
She had devoted all her plans…
To the oil of one man.
She was scripted like an actress,
She takes everything too far,
She acts like a horses ass,
George Bush’s favorite Onotaur.
And those not driving SUVS have become her enemy,
Tells people to have an average life,
When her fucked up views still aren’t half right…since…
Ronald Reagan was friends with Osama,
And just before Rush Limbaugh…
There was Star Wars and Gorby,
And Fox News not yet on TV.
And the smart kids in high school…
Would say her arrogance is uncool.
Because she’s still preoccupied,
With the Cold War in 1985.
She’s seen all the neocons at least one hundred times,
Norman Podohretz and other right wing slime,
Oliver North and Dan Quayle too,
Don’t you think that our country’s screwed?
She rocks out another scam,
She’s not an Al Franken fan.
Never knew David Brock was gay,
She’s brainwashed by a moron and all that he has to say,
She’s living in the fairy tail of Ronald Reagan’s dreams,
What happened to the Soviets
Or how policy used to be?
Living in the fairy tail of Ronald Reagan’s dreams.
She asks herself so many times what happened to me?
When the Soviets fell……..When…….
Ronald Reagan was friends with Osama,
And just before Rush Limbaugh…
There was Star Wars and Gorby,
And Fox News not yet on TV.
And the smart kids in high school…
Would say her arrogance is uncool.
Because she’s still preoccupied,
With the Cold War in 1985.
She hates changes overtime…make them stop.
Since when did Michael Moore begin to rock?
She hates changes overtime...make them stop.
Ronald Reagan was friends with Osama,
And just before Rush Limbaugh…
There was Star Wars and Gorby,
And Fox News not yet on TV.
And the smart kids in high school…
Would say her arrogance is uncool.
Because she’s still preoccupied,
With the Cold War in 1985.
~ Aaron Graf
[To the tune of 1985]
Condi’s stuck with the Berlin Wall,
Her policy set before the Soviet Union’s fall.
One threat she’d make a day,
As she said she’d make Saddam Hussein pay.
But her style went out the door,
At the ending of the Cold War.
She had devoted all her plans…
To the oil of one man.
She was scripted like an actress,
She takes everything too far,
She acts like a horses ass,
George Bush’s favorite Onotaur.
And those not driving SUVS have become her enemy,
Tells people to have an average life,
When her fucked up views still aren’t half right…since…
Ronald Reagan was friends with Osama,
And just before Rush Limbaugh…
There was Star Wars and Gorby,
And Fox News not yet on TV.
And the smart kids in high school…
Would say her arrogance is uncool.
Because she’s still preoccupied,
With the Cold War in 1985.
She’s seen all the neocons at least one hundred times,
Norman Podohretz and other right wing slime,
Oliver North and Dan Quayle too,
Don’t you think that our country’s screwed?
She rocks out another scam,
She’s not an Al Franken fan.
Never knew David Brock was gay,
She’s brainwashed by a moron and all that he has to say,
She’s living in the fairy tail of Ronald Reagan’s dreams,
What happened to the Soviets
Or how policy used to be?
Living in the fairy tail of Ronald Reagan’s dreams.
She asks herself so many times what happened to me?
When the Soviets fell……..When…….
Ronald Reagan was friends with Osama,
And just before Rush Limbaugh…
There was Star Wars and Gorby,
And Fox News not yet on TV.
And the smart kids in high school…
Would say her arrogance is uncool.
Because she’s still preoccupied,
With the Cold War in 1985.
She hates changes overtime…make them stop.
Since when did Michael Moore begin to rock?
She hates changes overtime...make them stop.
Ronald Reagan was friends with Osama,
And just before Rush Limbaugh…
There was Star Wars and Gorby,
And Fox News not yet on TV.
And the smart kids in high school…
Would say her arrogance is uncool.
Because she’s still preoccupied,
With the Cold War in 1985.
~ Aaron Graf